Redneck Anniversary Meanings
1 Year ~ Red Meat Anniversary
Show your sweetheart that the only meat you’ll ever eat is his
2 Year ~ Moonshine Anniversary
Re-enact the drunken night that brought you to each other
3 Year ~ Diesel Fuel Anniversary
You sailed through the first two…keep on truckin down the line.
4 Year ~ Keg-orator Anniversary
Why should women get ALL the appliances when you get married?
5 Year ~ Fire Power Anniversary
You showed ‘em all! Congrats to you both go shoot ‘em up!
6 Year ~ Tattoo Anniversary
Love ain’t love till it’s on your ass forever
7 Year ~ Mullet Anniversary
Around 7 years you’ll be settlin’ down. Doesn’t mean the party still can’t rage!!
8 Year ~ Welfare Anniversary
So you have 4 kids under the age of 6 and haven’t had work in 6 months, you still have love
9 Year ~ COPS Cameo Anniversary
Domestic violence my ass, he just loves me!
10 Year ~ Steel Toe Anniversary
You kicked ass on your first 10 years. Keep up the good work with some new boots
25 Year ~ Trailer Park Anniversary
No more livin at Momma’s house, you’re on your own now
50 Year ~ Double Wide Anniversary
By this time you’re gonna wanna upgrade to a double wide anyway to make room for the kids probably haven’t moved out yet.
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